1 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:05,627 Want some hand lotion? 2 00:00:05,628 --> 00:00:07,187 How many times I got to say no? 3 00:00:07,188 --> 00:00:09,701 Men can take care of their skin, too. 4 00:00:09,702 --> 00:00:11,998 Yeah, men in California. 5 00:00:11,999 --> 00:00:14,945 We have got to get you on a plane one of these days. 6 00:00:14,946 --> 00:00:18,239 I was thinking, maybe we can spend Thanksgiving at my mom's. 7 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,622 You know, it's the first one since my dad passed. 8 00:00:20,623 --> 00:00:21,749 Of course. 9 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:23,786 - You're the best. - I know. 10 00:00:23,787 --> 00:00:25,432 So, who's gonna tell your mom? 11 00:00:25,433 --> 00:00:27,903 I'm sure when we're not there she'll figure it out. 12 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:29,315 Want to rock-paper-scissors for it? 13 00:00:30,548 --> 00:00:32,887 Or you tell her and I won't squirt you. 14 00:00:32,888 --> 00:00:34,534 You wouldn't dare. 15 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,748 You're gonna smell so pretty. 16 00:00:35,749 --> 00:00:37,351 - Get that away from me. - Come here! 17 00:00:37,352 --> 00:00:39,041 Come here! 18 00:00:39,042 --> 00:00:40,341 No. Baby. 19 00:00:43,593 --> 00:00:44,762 Morning. Morning. 20 00:00:44,763 --> 00:00:46,018 Good morning. 21 00:00:46,019 --> 00:00:47,492 Mrs. McAllister, 22 00:00:47,493 --> 00:00:49,312 I was hoping to talk to you about Thanksgiving. 23 00:00:49,313 --> 00:00:50,829 Well, sure. 24 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:53,169 I really think me, Mandy and CeeCee 25 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:54,817 need to spend it at my mom's. 26 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:58,847 This is the first Thanksgiving since your dad passed. 27 00:00:58,848 --> 00:01:00,277 Of course you should. 28 00:01:01,491 --> 00:01:03,050 Thank you. 29 00:01:03,051 --> 00:01:05,044 That's a relief. 30 00:01:05,045 --> 00:01:06,604 Why? 31 00:01:06,605 --> 00:01:08,685 Why what? 32 00:01:08,686 --> 00:01:10,635 Why would you think that I would be upset 33 00:01:10,636 --> 00:01:12,108 that you want to spend Thanksgiving 34 00:01:12,109 --> 00:01:13,409 with your grieving mother? 35 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:14,752 Well... 36 00:01:14,753 --> 00:01:16,330 What kind of monster do you think I am? 37 00:01:18,957 --> 00:01:20,386 Um... 38 00:01:20,387 --> 00:01:22,336 Georgie, let's go. We got to get to work. 39 00:01:22,337 --> 00:01:23,595 Got to go. Thanks again. 40 00:01:24,592 --> 00:01:26,150 You saved my butt. 41 00:01:26,151 --> 00:01:27,842 Keep moving. Keep moving. 42 00:02:03,076 --> 00:02:06,976 Hey. This is a nice surprise. 43 00:02:06,977 --> 00:02:09,142 Just wanted to drop off some of CeeCee's old clothes 44 00:02:09,143 --> 00:02:10,530 for the donation room. 45 00:02:11,917 --> 00:02:14,169 Are you sure you don't want to hang on to these 46 00:02:14,170 --> 00:02:15,860 in case you have another one? 47 00:02:15,861 --> 00:02:18,243 Oh, we ain't planning on another one just yet. 48 00:02:18,244 --> 00:02:20,973 You weren't planning on the first one, either. 49 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,188 Fair point. 50 00:02:23,402 --> 00:02:25,264 While I'm here, I wanted to let you know 51 00:02:25,265 --> 00:02:26,954 we're gonna come to your place for Thanksgiving. 52 00:02:28,342 --> 00:02:30,379 I'm not doing Thanksgiving this year. 53 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:31,592 What are you talking about? 54 00:02:31,593 --> 00:02:33,629 Well, Sheldon's in school, 55 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:35,623 and Missy got invited to a friend's. 56 00:02:35,624 --> 00:02:37,790 Well, she can't go. It's Thanksgiving. 57 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,913 I already told her she could. 58 00:02:39,914 --> 00:02:43,857 And to be perfectly honest, I don't feel like celebrating. 59 00:02:43,858 --> 00:02:45,547 But this was Dad's favorite holiday. 60 00:02:45,548 --> 00:02:49,145 I know, and doing it without him would just be too hard. 61 00:02:50,445 --> 00:02:52,222 Fine. Then come have dinner at the McAllisters'. 62 00:02:52,223 --> 00:02:54,259 With your mother-in-law? 63 00:02:55,689 --> 00:02:58,028 Not for a million dollars. 64 00:02:58,029 --> 00:03:00,023 Oh, come on. She's not a monster. 65 00:03:01,670 --> 00:03:03,273 Come on. 66 00:03:03,274 --> 00:03:04,660 No. 67 00:03:05,874 --> 00:03:07,996 Fine. I didn't want to do this, 68 00:03:07,997 --> 00:03:09,643 but as the man of the house, I'm putting my foot down. 69 00:03:09,644 --> 00:03:10,640 You're coming. 70 00:03:11,768 --> 00:03:13,284 I have a foot of my own. 71 00:03:13,285 --> 00:03:15,152 Would you like to know where I'm gonna put it? 72 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,617 No, ma'am. 73 00:03:17,618 --> 00:03:18,788 All right, then. 74 00:03:23,426 --> 00:03:24,986 All right, then. 75 00:03:31,747 --> 00:03:33,437 Maybe next year, we can take CeeCee 76 00:03:33,438 --> 00:03:35,430 to the Macy's Parade. 77 00:03:35,431 --> 00:03:37,640 You're not taking my granddaughter to New York City. 78 00:03:37,641 --> 00:03:39,288 She'll come back a Democrat. 79 00:03:40,718 --> 00:03:42,104 She's a baby. 80 00:03:42,105 --> 00:03:44,965 A God-fearing, Republican baby. 81 00:03:45,962 --> 00:03:47,132 Sorry I'm late. 82 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:48,475 Hey. How'd it go? 83 00:03:48,476 --> 00:03:50,642 She don't want to do Thanksgiving. 84 00:03:50,643 --> 00:03:52,245 What do you mean, like she doesn't want to cook? 85 00:03:52,246 --> 00:03:53,719 She don't want to do it at all. 86 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,539 May I interject? 87 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:56,623 What? 88 00:03:56,624 --> 00:03:59,049 I'm considering getting a cat. 89 00:03:59,050 --> 00:04:00,610 Connor, not now. 90 00:04:00,611 --> 00:04:02,646 Let me know when. 91 00:04:02,647 --> 00:04:04,813 She knows she's welcome here, right? 92 00:04:04,814 --> 00:04:06,851 She just wants to sit home by herself. 93 00:04:06,852 --> 00:04:08,239 What are you gonna do? 94 00:04:09,538 --> 00:04:11,966 I don't know. I hate the thought of her being all alone. 95 00:04:13,569 --> 00:04:15,345 Now? 96 00:04:15,346 --> 00:04:17,425 Fine. 97 00:04:17,426 --> 00:04:19,073 You're never alone if you have a cat. 98 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,399 Oh, come on, Missy. 99 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,350 If you come, Mom has to. 100 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:29,257 Why are you making this such a big deal? 101 00:04:29,258 --> 00:04:31,813 It's a big deal 'cause we're gonna be together as a family. 102 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:32,940 Is Sheldon coming? 103 00:04:32,941 --> 00:04:34,241 We're gonna mostly 104 00:04:34,242 --> 00:04:36,104 be together as a family. 105 00:04:36,105 --> 00:04:37,707 Well, I've made other plans. 106 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:39,528 Please. 107 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:40,915 Mom needs this. 108 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:42,952 Mom needs a lobotomy. 109 00:04:42,953 --> 00:04:44,685 All right, I'm done asking. 110 00:04:44,686 --> 00:04:46,678 I'm telling you you're coming. 111 00:04:49,931 --> 00:04:52,703 So, is she coming? 112 00:04:52,704 --> 00:04:53,917 That's not funny. 113 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,390 Sorry. 114 00:04:55,391 --> 00:04:56,821 Here, let me try. 115 00:04:56,822 --> 00:04:58,338 Yeah, sure. Why not? 116 00:05:02,455 --> 00:05:04,838 Hey, Missy, it's Mandy. About Thanksgiving... 117 00:05:07,569 --> 00:05:09,692 Mm-hmm. Hurts, don't it? 118 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,329 Sweet of Georgie to worry so much about his mom. 119 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:15,976 It is. 120 00:05:15,977 --> 00:05:19,444 I hope our kids worry about me when I'm a widow. 121 00:05:22,391 --> 00:05:24,123 What makes you think I'm gonna go first? 122 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,815 Jim. 123 00:05:26,812 --> 00:05:28,414 Fine. 124 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,754 And of course they're gonna worry about you. 125 00:05:30,755 --> 00:05:32,315 I'm not so sure. 126 00:05:32,316 --> 00:05:35,088 Amanda's likely to stick me in a home 127 00:05:35,089 --> 00:05:37,299 first chance she gets. 128 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:40,203 On the bright side, Connor will probably be your roommate. 129 00:05:41,416 --> 00:05:42,890 Very funny. 130 00:05:44,364 --> 00:05:46,443 Hope you like cats. 131 00:05:51,255 --> 00:05:54,287 Hey. What are you doing here? 132 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:56,498 I thought I'd bring Georgie some lunch, slice of pie. 133 00:05:56,499 --> 00:05:58,188 He's on a tow truck run. 134 00:05:58,189 --> 00:05:59,488 Oh, shoot. 135 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:00,658 What kind of pie? 136 00:06:00,659 --> 00:06:02,435 Why? 137 00:06:02,436 --> 00:06:04,125 Oh, I was just curious. 138 00:06:04,126 --> 00:06:05,859 It's pecan, his favorite. 139 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,636 I was hoping to cheer him up. 140 00:06:07,637 --> 00:06:10,539 Yeah, he has been a little moody lately. 141 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:12,273 Kind of snapped on a customer. 142 00:06:12,274 --> 00:06:13,833 What happened? 143 00:06:13,834 --> 00:06:15,567 Well, they wished him a happy Thanksgiving, 144 00:06:15,568 --> 00:06:17,604 and he said, "Whatever." 145 00:06:17,605 --> 00:06:19,597 Ooh, for him, that's bad. 146 00:06:19,598 --> 00:06:21,332 Yeah, it was hard to watch. 147 00:06:22,762 --> 00:06:25,491 Well, this is his first Thanksgiving without his dad. 148 00:06:25,492 --> 00:06:27,485 Sure, that's rough. 149 00:06:27,486 --> 00:06:29,045 George was a good man. 150 00:06:29,046 --> 00:06:30,908 Sure was. 151 00:06:30,909 --> 00:06:32,859 You know, I thought we'd be celebrating 152 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,982 Thanksgivings together for a long time. 153 00:06:34,983 --> 00:06:36,976 Me, too. 154 00:06:36,977 --> 00:06:39,056 But, uh... 155 00:06:39,057 --> 00:06:41,309 guess you never know what the future holds. 156 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:43,521 Makes you appreciate what you do have. 157 00:06:44,778 --> 00:06:45,991 We're really lucky. 158 00:06:45,992 --> 00:06:48,417 We sure are. 159 00:06:48,418 --> 00:06:49,458 Don't you go anywhere. 160 00:06:49,459 --> 00:06:51,625 Oh, I won't, baby girl. 161 00:06:51,626 --> 00:06:53,316 You better not. 162 00:06:54,269 --> 00:06:56,261 I should go. 163 00:06:56,262 --> 00:06:58,819 All right. Well, thanks for stopping by. 164 00:06:58,820 --> 00:07:00,466 Don't eat Georgie's lunch. 165 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:02,459 I am hungry, but I won't. 166 00:07:06,187 --> 00:07:08,093 So, how's it going? 167 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,824 My little great-granddaughter saying "meemaw" yet? 168 00:07:10,825 --> 00:07:12,297 No, just "dada." 169 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:14,161 Pisses me off. 170 00:07:14,162 --> 00:07:15,764 Uh, enjoy it. 171 00:07:15,765 --> 00:07:17,281 My kid doesn't even talk to me anymore. 172 00:07:17,282 --> 00:07:19,014 Why bring it up? 173 00:07:19,015 --> 00:07:21,659 It's called making conversation. 174 00:07:22,916 --> 00:07:25,082 What about you? How you doing? 175 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:26,382 I'm all right. 176 00:07:26,383 --> 00:07:27,856 I'm a little worried about your grandson. 177 00:07:27,857 --> 00:07:30,284 Oh. Is this about Thanksgiving? 178 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:33,404 Well, you just got to give Mary time. 179 00:07:33,405 --> 00:07:35,267 When my husband died, I was just miserable 180 00:07:35,268 --> 00:07:36,827 those first few holidays. 181 00:07:36,828 --> 00:07:39,472 Maybe he died because you're miserable. 182 00:07:40,729 --> 00:07:41,984 It's a big house. 183 00:07:41,985 --> 00:07:43,155 Go somewhere else. 184 00:07:47,793 --> 00:07:49,483 Good day. 185 00:07:52,127 --> 00:07:54,119 Um, so here's the thing. 186 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,766 Georgie's going through a rough time, 187 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:56,936 and I want to help. 188 00:07:56,937 --> 00:07:58,886 What can I do? 189 00:07:58,887 --> 00:08:00,533 Well, it would mean a lot to him 190 00:08:00,534 --> 00:08:02,050 if you could be with us for Thanksgiving. 191 00:08:02,051 --> 00:08:04,347 Oh, honey, I am so sorry. 192 00:08:04,348 --> 00:08:06,644 I promised Dale I'd go camping with him. 193 00:08:06,645 --> 00:08:08,117 Oh, that's okay. It's all right. 194 00:08:08,118 --> 00:08:09,504 Just let me talk to Dale. 195 00:08:09,505 --> 00:08:11,543 We're not going camping! 196 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,179 I was gone 20 seconds. 197 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:18,130 What the hell happened? 198 00:08:19,950 --> 00:08:22,289 We're having Thanksgiving with Georgie. 199 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:24,543 I've been looking forward to this for months. 200 00:08:24,544 --> 00:08:27,100 Oh, I know, honey. I have, too. 201 00:08:27,101 --> 00:08:29,050 What time you want us? 202 00:08:31,132 --> 00:08:32,950 Your meemaw and Dale are coming. 203 00:08:32,951 --> 00:08:35,161 I just think it would mean a lot to your brother 204 00:08:35,162 --> 00:08:35,984 if you could be there. 205 00:08:35,985 --> 00:08:37,112 Okay. 206 00:08:37,113 --> 00:08:39,192 Really? Thank you. 207 00:08:39,193 --> 00:08:41,315 But first, I need a little favor. 208 00:08:41,316 --> 00:08:43,482 - Anything. - Take me to get a tattoo. 209 00:08:43,483 --> 00:08:44,998 What? No. 210 00:08:44,999 --> 00:08:46,212 You said, "Anything." 211 00:08:46,213 --> 00:08:48,379 Yeah, and then you said "tattoo." 212 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:49,853 I guess I'm not going. 213 00:08:49,854 --> 00:08:51,543 Oh, come on. 214 00:08:51,544 --> 00:08:53,796 I can't decide between a dolphin or a sunflower. 215 00:08:53,797 --> 00:08:55,054 What do you think? 216 00:08:55,055 --> 00:08:57,697 I am not taking you to get a tattoo. 217 00:08:57,698 --> 00:09:00,039 All right, well, maybe I'll see you at Christmas. 218 00:09:03,462 --> 00:09:05,109 - Ow, it hurts. - Good. 219 00:09:13,733 --> 00:09:14,902 Hey, Mary. 220 00:09:14,903 --> 00:09:16,680 What brings you by? 221 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,111 Just wanted to talk. 222 00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:20,927 If this is about Thanksgiving, 223 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,271 I'm not changing my mind. 224 00:09:24,005 --> 00:09:25,607 Well, your mom and Missy are coming. 225 00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:26,865 I don't care. 226 00:09:28,425 --> 00:09:30,808 Look, I understand, I really do. I-I just think... 227 00:09:30,809 --> 00:09:32,195 You do not understand. 228 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:34,188 You do not know what it's like to lose a husband. 229 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,959 I don't, um, 230 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,779 but Georgie's struggling, too, 231 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,556 and I think it would be great... 232 00:09:41,557 --> 00:09:43,246 Well, I'm sorry if I'm disappointing everyone, 233 00:09:43,247 --> 00:09:44,936 but this is what I need. 234 00:09:44,937 --> 00:09:47,494 And for once, I am putting myself first. 235 00:09:50,008 --> 00:09:51,828 Okay. Sorry. 236 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,652 Hey, I hope it's okay I invited Missy, 237 00:10:05,653 --> 00:10:08,859 Georgie's meemaw, and her fella Dale to Thanksgiving. 238 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:10,029 Her fella? 239 00:10:10,030 --> 00:10:12,456 Her beau? 240 00:10:12,457 --> 00:10:15,317 I don't know what to call old people who are doing it. 241 00:10:15,318 --> 00:10:17,528 I've seen him. They're not doing it much. 242 00:10:19,521 --> 00:10:21,298 It's fine, the more the merrier. 243 00:10:21,299 --> 00:10:23,594 Okay. Thank you, I appreciate it. 244 00:10:23,595 --> 00:10:25,631 And don't think you're sticking me in a home someday. 245 00:10:25,632 --> 00:10:27,668 I'm dying in this house. 246 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,665 What? 247 00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:29,966 You heard me. 248 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:32,219 What was that about? 249 00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:34,387 I-I don't know. 250 00:10:35,817 --> 00:10:38,720 So, good news, your family's coming to Thanksgiving. 251 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,150 Really? Everyone? 252 00:10:40,151 --> 00:10:43,660 Well, Meemaw, Dale and Missy. 253 00:10:43,661 --> 00:10:45,610 Oh, still no on my mom? 254 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,778 Um, I tried, but... 255 00:10:47,779 --> 00:10:49,773 It's okay, this is great. Thank you. 256 00:10:50,769 --> 00:10:52,676 How'd you convince my sister? 257 00:10:54,799 --> 00:10:56,750 I ju... I just asked nicely. 258 00:10:58,310 --> 00:10:59,782 That don't sound right. 259 00:10:59,783 --> 00:11:02,644 Well, what can I say? The kid loves me. 260 00:11:08,277 --> 00:11:09,794 Go easy, Jim. 261 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:11,484 My second one. 262 00:11:11,485 --> 00:11:14,041 It's 10:00 in the morning. 263 00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:17,206 Well, I'd put it back, but... it's already open. 264 00:11:18,722 --> 00:11:20,628 - Table's all set. - Thank you. 265 00:11:20,629 --> 00:11:21,756 Anything else I can do? 266 00:11:21,757 --> 00:11:23,272 We're good for now. 267 00:11:23,273 --> 00:11:25,612 Ooh, what's this? 268 00:11:25,613 --> 00:11:27,650 Well, that's cranberry sauce. 269 00:11:27,651 --> 00:11:29,297 Why ain't it shaped like the can? 270 00:11:30,554 --> 00:11:31,723 It's homemade. 271 00:11:33,328 --> 00:11:35,444 Maybe next year we should spring for the good stuff. 272 00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:39,784 Smells delicious, Mom. 273 00:11:39,785 --> 00:11:41,561 Thank you, honey. 274 00:11:41,562 --> 00:11:42,644 Why you all dressed up? 275 00:11:42,645 --> 00:11:45,244 I was told to look nice for company. 276 00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:47,239 That meant take a shower. 277 00:11:50,923 --> 00:11:51,919 Be right back. 278 00:11:56,558 --> 00:11:58,333 Hey, happy Thanksgiving. 279 00:11:58,334 --> 00:12:00,067 - Come on in. - Happy Thanksgiving. 280 00:12:00,068 --> 00:12:02,927 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Gimme. 281 00:12:02,928 --> 00:12:04,314 There you go. 282 00:12:05,615 --> 00:12:09,167 Forget the turkey, I'm gonna gobble you up. 283 00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:10,946 I won't be eating any children. 284 00:12:12,159 --> 00:12:14,195 Thank y'all so much for coming. 285 00:12:14,196 --> 00:12:16,493 - You bet. - I had no choice. 286 00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:19,266 Good call on the socks. 287 00:12:19,267 --> 00:12:20,481 I'm not stupid. 288 00:12:29,365 --> 00:12:30,750 That beer for you? 289 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,441 No, ma'am, Mr. McAllister. 290 00:12:32,442 --> 00:12:34,087 Another one? 291 00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,778 Uh, I haven't been keeping count. 292 00:12:35,779 --> 00:12:38,638 Well, you let him know I am. 293 00:12:38,639 --> 00:12:40,458 Or you let him know 294 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:41,802 and I'll stay here and mash them potatoes. 295 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,450 Tell him. 296 00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:54,067 I hope it wasn't too much trouble 297 00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:56,711 adding a bunch of people at the last minute. 298 00:12:56,712 --> 00:12:58,315 No problem at all. Audrey loves this. 299 00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:01,608 Does she need any help? 300 00:13:01,609 --> 00:13:04,381 I have no idea. So, Dale... 301 00:13:04,382 --> 00:13:07,285 when are you two kids gonna make it official? 302 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,102 I've asked repeatedly. 303 00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:11,792 We don't need to get married. 304 00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:13,612 We're fine just as we are. 305 00:13:13,613 --> 00:13:16,343 No, she's hoping somebody better comes along. 306 00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:18,337 Don't you want the best for me? 307 00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:22,324 Okay, CeeCee's napping. What'd I miss? 308 00:13:22,325 --> 00:13:24,318 She don't want to marry me. 309 00:13:26,269 --> 00:13:28,435 I really appreciate you coming. 310 00:13:28,436 --> 00:13:30,472 Well, I knew how important it was to you. 311 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:33,332 What'd she bribe you with? 312 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,539 Nothing. She just asked nicely. 313 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:39,227 You're a lying sack of you-know-what. 314 00:13:41,047 --> 00:13:42,867 Welcome, everyone. 315 00:13:44,384 --> 00:13:46,810 As a special surprise, I have composed 316 00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:50,147 a Thanksgiving polka for accordion and turkey call. 317 00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:21,308 You stay right there, I got my guitar in the trunk. 318 00:14:21,309 --> 00:14:22,652 No. 319 00:14:29,847 --> 00:14:31,233 Mom? 320 00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:33,269 I hope it's okay I just dropped by. 321 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:34,917 Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 322 00:14:36,607 --> 00:14:37,951 Come on in. 323 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,243 Hey, look who came! 324 00:14:44,798 --> 00:14:47,441 I can't believe you got 'em all here. 325 00:14:47,442 --> 00:14:48,958 Well, what can I say? 326 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,910 You knocked up a pretty special lady. 327 00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:54,982 You sure made your son happy today. 328 00:14:54,983 --> 00:14:56,412 I'm glad. 329 00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:57,712 I thought you were going camping. 330 00:14:57,713 --> 00:14:59,143 So did Dale. 331 00:14:59,144 --> 00:15:01,310 What? Just eat. 332 00:15:01,311 --> 00:15:02,524 Okay. 333 00:15:05,211 --> 00:15:07,508 - Where you going? - To get another beer. 334 00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:10,671 Excuse me. 335 00:15:15,049 --> 00:15:16,738 Oh, boy. 336 00:15:16,739 --> 00:15:18,949 Here comes one of our Thanksgiving traditions. 337 00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:22,675 Put that back, you've had enough. 338 00:15:22,676 --> 00:15:24,496 It's a holiday, I'm celebrating. 339 00:15:24,497 --> 00:15:26,619 You're embarrassing yourself is what you're doing. 340 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,873 I'm having a good time! 341 00:15:28,874 --> 00:15:30,217 Maybe you need a drink. 342 00:15:30,218 --> 00:15:32,297 I have been up since the crack of dawn 343 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,027 putting this thing together. You are not gonna ruin it. 344 00:15:35,028 --> 00:15:37,021 Oh, I'm not "rooning" anything. 345 00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:40,185 R-Roonin... Ru-in-ing. 346 00:15:40,186 --> 00:15:41,701 Oh, my God, listen to yourself. 347 00:15:41,702 --> 00:15:43,868 Eh, I'd rather listen to me than you. 348 00:15:43,869 --> 00:15:45,255 Mom, can I get you anything else? 349 00:15:45,256 --> 00:15:47,162 I'm sorry, I have to go. 350 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,419 Keep your voice down. 351 00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:49,416 Mary. 352 00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,279 Dang. 353 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,769 It's my house, I will talk as lo... as loud as I please. 354 00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:56,610 Where you going? 355 00:15:57,781 --> 00:15:59,297 I'm sorry, I can't do this. 356 00:15:59,298 --> 00:16:01,333 Don't mind them, they argue all the time. 357 00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:02,851 It's not them. 358 00:16:02,852 --> 00:16:04,324 Then what? 359 00:16:04,325 --> 00:16:06,101 I... 360 00:16:06,102 --> 00:16:07,705 Tell me. 361 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,682 Your father and I used to argue 362 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:17,847 about him getting drunk on Thanksgiving, and... 363 00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:22,353 I'll never get to do that again. 364 00:16:22,354 --> 00:16:24,218 You miss arguing with Dad? 365 00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:28,248 Yes. 366 00:16:29,202 --> 00:16:30,762 Mom... 367 00:16:34,315 --> 00:16:36,438 I'm going home. 368 00:16:36,439 --> 00:16:38,822 Please tell everybody I'm sorry. 369 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,599 No, wait. 370 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,810 I got a better idea. 371 00:16:48,227 --> 00:16:49,570 This is nice. 372 00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:51,824 It is. 373 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:55,205 Yeah, not creepy at all. 374 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,105 What the heck is that?! 375 00:17:17,525 --> 00:17:18,520 Ouch! 376 00:17:23,462 --> 00:17:25,932 Still better than camping. 377 00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:28,619 Everybody. 378 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:39,973 Come on, Jim!